Plangak,,,Korekong Kangkong Walis Tingting Walis Tambo!!!!

Boy : Di na tuloy ang kasal natin.

Girl: Bakit?!

Boy : Kuya mo kasi eh!

Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!

Boy : Yun nga eh… gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!
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Anak : nay! buntis ako!!!

Nanay: hindi ka buntis!

Anak : nasusuka ako!

Nanay: hindi ka buntis!

Anak : gusto ko ng maasim! buntis ako!

Nanay: isa pa’t dudurugin ko BAYAG mo!
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Bading: Miss, pabili ng Hungarian sausage!

Tindera: Slice ko na po ba?

Bading: Gagah! Anong akala mo sa pwet ko, alkansya?!
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Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom?

Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo?

Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan!
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Ama : Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha!

Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!

Ama : Yan! Astig!

Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
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Junjun: Tay! Tay! Yung bird ng kaklase ko parang champoy!

Tatay: Hahaha! Talaga? Bakit, sobrang liit ba?

Junjun: Hindi tay, pero maalat at may konting asim, as in! Kakakilig


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Junior: Tay! tay! Naranasan ko na ang una kong blowjob!!!

Tatay: Ayos yan anak! Masarap ba?

Junior: Oo tay ang sarap! Pero parang ang sakit ng panga ko…
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ANAK: Tay, bilhin mo nga ako na sword!

TATAY: Lalaki na talaga ang anak ko mahilig na sya sa larong panglalaki, o sige bibilhan kita ng sword anak!

Pagbalik na tatay may dala na syang sword na pinabili ng anak nya.

TATAY: Anak, ito na ang sword na pinabibili mo!

ANAK: Salamat tay….”Ako si…SHE-RA!!!”
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Taxi driver: Miss saan tayo?

Miss na naka-gown: Wala akong pambayad eh. Gusto mo BJ na lang?

Taxi driver: Ok. Ngayon na.

Matapos ang BJ…

Taxi driver: O, saan tayo?

Miss: Sa gay beauty contest pare.
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Anak: Inaaay!!! May mens na ko!

Nay: Leche ka! LBM yan! Maghugas ka na ng pwet! Ambisyosong bakla to!
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Tanong: Ano ang pinaka malambot parte ng bakla?

Sagot: E di BABA! Kasi kahit ilang beses tumama ang itlog hindi nababasag.
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Ping: Pare, sinasabi nila bading daw ako! Kaya nagpalagay ako ng tattoo!

Joe: Ayos yan! Saang parte?

Ping: Sa kilay! O diba ang taray?
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May limang bading na nakakita ng limang lasing na lalaki.

5 bading: Mga papa!!!

5 lasing na lalaki: Pakuin ang mga bakla!!!

5 bading: Takbo mga sister!!!

5 lasing na lalaki: Pakuin natin sa pamamagitan ng mga etits natin!!!

5 bading: Aaaay! Lusoooob!!!
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Girl: Hubarin mo na bra ko.

Boy: Yan hubad na.

Girl: Hubarin mo na rin panty ko.

Boy: Yan hubad na rin.

Girl: Sa susunod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya!
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Bading 1: Honey, parang may makati sa loob ng pwet ko. Pakikamot nga.

Kinamot ni Bading 2 ang loob ng pwet.

Bading 1: Honey, ipasok mo pa…asa loob pa yung kati…

Pinasok ni Bading 2 ang buong kamay sa pwet at…

Bading 2: Hon, bat parang may nakakapa ako?

Bading 1: Talaga? Hugutin mo nga!

Hinugot ni Bading 2 at…

Bading 2: Aba! Rolex to a!

Bading 1: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Mwah!
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Tatay: Grabe! Lalakeng lalake ang anak ko! Natuto na rin siyang magsaka sa aming lupain! Anak! Ano bang gusto mo isaka dyan sa lupa natin ha?

Anak: Flowers, papa! Maraming maraming flowers!
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Bading 1: Tita, tigil tayo! May na-aamoy akong etits!

Bading 2: Gaga, nadighay lang ako!
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SINGLE LADIES, SINGLE GAYDIES, BEYONCE.!!! Confirmed!!! BAdet fever sa Pilipinas.. Lumalaganap na!!!!!!

Eto na ditechi ang mga kapatiran kong badet.. Todo bigay at proud sa kanilang mga sarili..!!! aaaawwww!! Pingas ang nguso mo!!!

A Little Gay Boy Named Shannon Part 1

Na windang ever ako nung first time ko tong makita!! salamat sa gumawa ng cartoons nato.. I salute you.Panga ni LEah!!!.. Panoorin nyo na lang... and you'll getching what i mean..

There's a little gay in everyone

Harry Potter Kissing a guy.. Badet Moment...

Kaloka etong si Daniel Radcliffe.. Paborito ko pa nman ang Harry potter ng bongang bonga.. Habang tumatagal.. lalong bumabakla. !!!! ahahahhaa...Imbyerna!! Pero watch parin ako noh!!!

We Are A Family.. Goooo Badets!!!!! wooooooh!!!!!

I'm Soooo proud talaga sa mga sisterets kong to. Dapat si Chonna Mae naging chonnalyn nlang.. lol.. Gooooo Cobralyn!!!! love you guys!!!!

Badet

Joe Jonas(Jonas Brothers) Certified Badet!!!

Here is another certified badet. Joe JOnas.. lol.. Enjoy nalang kayo!!!! hahahah

Famous Pinoy Gay Personalities

January 31, 2009 by Ken
Filed under Kinky Views, Others

Below are the lists of these actors:

1. PIOLO PASCUAL

It was rumored that another TV actor/commercial model was caught giving him a head inside the latter’s van outside the Abs-cbn studios. Si JM Rodriguez ang humala sa kanya. Naging alaga rin siya ni Eric Quizon.

2. CHRISTIAN BAUTISTA

Christian might have captivated everybody with his great voice but rumor has it that he is a certified bisexual. Mag ka live-in sila ni Carlo Orosa, no!!!

3. MARVIN AGUSTIN

Rumor has it that his latest partner happens to be a lot older than him: Edu Manzano! Hies-off to Boracay anytime he feels the urged to be “analyzed” by good-lookin foreigners. He used to be the kept boylet of Enrico Santos, an Abs-cbn executive. Before he courted John Lloyd Cruz, hindi lang siya pinatulan. Kasama niyang gumawa ng “crime” madalas si Dominic Ochoa. Pinagsasaluhan pa ng dalawa si Rico Yan . . . nalaman ito ni Claudene Barretto dahil sa maid ng yumao . . . na nahuli sila sa bahay . Another source told me na naka-sex nya na he’s not good in bed at hindi proportional ang alam mo na hehehe….

4. EDU MANZANO

According to a source: “Hello hiniwalayan ni Vilma. Iniwan ni Marya. Lately, nilayasan ni Rina (samson, low profile lass) at Alicia and u call him straight”? Nagign alaga ni Christian espiritu, a top fashion model, kaya hayun nahawa.

5. JOHN PRATTS

Shocked? yep yep yep he’s a PAPAble discreet guy with a heart beating exclusively for equally PAPAble guys. Heart knows of course, she was used to cover up the boy next-door image of Mr. Pratts. Sus ginoo! Tuklas na tuklas iyan, pumasyal kayo sa ABS-CBN!

6. ERIC QUIZON

Need I say more? Everybody but his father seems to know his sexual preference. Hindi pa pinapanganak si Isaac Newton, gerlash na sha . . .

7. PAOLO BALLESTEROS

The cute lad u see on GMA 7’s Eat Bulaga “is a gay, I swear”! a source said. He’s favorite escapade is threesome. Madalas daw nito binobosohan sa dressing room si Vic Sotto. Pinagpipiyestahan din siya ng mga badash sa Eat Bulaga. Sila sila, kami-kami! anyway nag kaank na naman isa na siyang INA..

8. MICHEAL JOSH SANTANA

He’s the better half of Paolo Ballesteros. Alaga din siya ng isang gay member ng defunct all-male/female band.

9. JM RODRIGUEZ

This Cornetto gay guy is a talented La Sallista. You see him on parties with his good friend, another openly gay - Tim Yap. And yes he’s the guy who was humored that gave Piolo a head. Security guard nakahuli sa kanila.

10. RJ ROSALES

Rj is currently living in with fellow stage actor Jay Spano (who is he? Don’t ask me… I don’t know)

11. JV VILLAR

From delivering Police reports in TV Patrol to showbiz chismis in The BUZZ. He’s rumored to have a policeman for a lover (maybe he was so engrossed with his police reports). Yes this is true!!

12. RAYMOND GUTTIEREZ

Ask who his greatest influence is? none other than his ate Ruffa. His mother reportedly barred him from going to the Philippines lest he be the object of mockery and ridicule.

13. JUAN RODRIGO

Seasoned actor *** recording artist. Still single and very discreet. Ask Nora Aunor .

14. RR HERRERA

Report says he’s living in with another former child actor, Jaypee de Guzman.

15. JAYPEE DE GUZMAN

The Sunday Inquirer magazine sometime last year came out with an issue with Jaypee and Rr on the cover. The article talked about the two boys’ special friendship.

16. ERIK SANTOS

He should come out in the closet because the more he hides his “gayness” the more it really shows on/off the boob tube. His barkada is a mix of discreet fellas and loud gays. He was recently spotted in a resto located inside a mall once and he was so landi and harot with his friends. He still hangs out at his former alma mater and other campuses - hunting for boys. Tingnan niyo naman ang lipstick!!

17. CHICO GARCIA

Ask his contemporaries in UP and they’ll tell you “hanggang ngayon ba naman di pa sya naglaladlad”? Galing magtago no!

18. RUSTOM PADILLA

Need I say more? . kita naman nyo ang transformation niya lately? Gosh girl na girl ang dating ng lola mo.

19. JORDAN HERRERA and JAKE ROXAS

Both these guys have had gay lovers before. Jordan was with the infamous Jojit Deniro. Rumor has it that Jake on the other hand could be avail for P15, 000. Look for him at Gold’s gym.

20. PAOLO MONTALBAN

Once included in Peoples magazine 50 most beautiful people in America. He was rumored caught kissing with a male model in a disco house in Makati months back.

21. MARC NELSON

He was rumored gay. Believe it or not, it is already confirmed that the well-buffed hunky Marc is indeed a kapatid sa pananampalataya. He was caught doing it with an in demand male model at his favorite gym. Another rumor has it: Marc Nelson was caught having sex with Jordan Herrera at the same gym yet again. Ay ito, true na true, walang duda!!! At super maniakis yan sa guys!!

22. RAYMOND BAGATSING

The breakup of his eight-month-old marriage to actress Lara Fabregas may have surprised his fans, show biz associates and even those who are close to him, but some are not surprised. You know why…. ngayon naman nag pakasal sa isang lola sa america para nga naman ligal na makapag stay doon , ano naman magagawa ng isang lola kung manlalaki sya.

23.CHRISTOPHER DE LEON

guys!! Need I say more?

24. TED FAILON

Ayon sa bulong bulongan, nung congreasman pa daw si TED may bodyguard siya na naging lover niya, wala sanang problema ngunit may dumating na bisita, ang long lost BF ni TED na ginawa niyang bodyguard din, ang end up yung dalawang bodyguard ang nag away, pasalamat si TED nangyari yung gulo patapos na 1st TERM niya, kaya para hinde nalang sya magulo, sinabihan siya ng kalaban niya sa politika na wag nalang tumakbo walang kwentong ilalabas.

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Di sinasadyang rebelasyon.. Panga ni Leah!!!

Little Miss Gay.. Aiza?

Ka loka eto!!!! camone!!! hahaha

Darna Transform! "Ang totoong Anyo"

My gosh!!! nakaka windang itong video na nakita ko habang nag reresearch ako ng darna!! Makalaglag panga ang hanep na guts nitong baklang to!! ahahahahaha... better watch the video para ma bwisit kayo. lol

IF SYMPTOMS PERSIST IT INSIST!!!!!!KAYA DI MORIN NAPIGIL!!!!!!

(La ako makitang pic ng bading na nag chachinese garter kaya eto nlang...mga bilat!!!pakshet!)
Eto na nman tayo sa mga Bongang revelations Fever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well sa mga X-men(dating men ngaun bading)tumigil kayo!lol!!! pero wag ka!!!! nakapag laro ka ng Chinese garter noh?? or jackstone?mmmmmm..at na alala mopa ba nung nag warla kayo ng mga playmates mo sa bahay bahayan kasi gusto mo ikaw ang mudraxx?!!!lol.. Or eto pa... ang mok up kit ng ate mo oh nanay mo.. di kba na temptation island!!!! nakuuuuuu!!! nkakakilig!!!! lol.. lalo na yung nag tago ka sa ka suloksulokan ng mantion nyo pra lang ma try ang Lipstick!!!!!tsup!!!!! yun na!!!!!...... ang sarap alalahanin ng mga nkalipas.. na di mo naisip na malaking sintomas na pla iyon ng pagka badet!!!!!!!!! Badet!!!!!!!!!!Badet!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahahahah...kahit sa mga late bloomer!!!(badet papaitan) Wag ka!!!! Hindi pwedeng di pwede di ka dinapoan ng mahiwagang liptik na yan...pucha!!!! la nako masabi pa.. continue nyo nlang story at mag share.. Na ri-Rita Gomez nakuuuuu..... la nako ma isip!!!!! San ba mkakakita ng Video or sound ng Baby Boy version by Pilita Corales??!!! nakuuuu palabas na si Sunshine Cruz.. post kona itetch.... -Badet(di pa me msyado mrunong mag gay lingo pero mag iimprove na as we go along..;) badet nga diba?!anu barrrrr!!!!!!!)